Sunday, July 25, 2004

You Can Beat Our Potatoes But You Can't Beat Our Meat

Well, the wackoffs at PETA have adopted a new motto.

In case you aren't acquainted with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals aka People for the radical extortion of animals in order to terrorize humans) here is a description from ActivistCash.com:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has been described as “by far the most successful radical organization in America.” The key word is radical. PETA seeks “total animal liberation,” according to its president and co-founder, Ingrid Newkirk. That means no meat or dairy, of course; but it also means no aquariums, no circuses, no hunting or fishing, no fur or leather, and no medical research using animals. PETA is even opposed to the use of seeing-eye dogs.

The current stunt is a "love-in" staged on a public sidewalk in the town of Boise, Idaho.

A scantily clad couple rolled around on a blanket and made out to prove "Vegans are good lovers".

I am sure this sends a positive message to children on why they should become vegetarians and respect animals.

Child: Mommy, what are those half-naked people doing on the sidewalk??

Mother: Well, honey, those people want you to respect animals. That woman is just, um, washing that man's cucumber. Let's go home and make you a salad.

Child (running away into the path of a speeding car): Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

To make it worse a city official gave the OK for the couple to canoodle because they were making a political statement.

"The city welcomes public discussion on important issues and this is certainly an important issue to some," said Michael Zuzel, spokesman for Mayor Dave Bieter. "As long as they're not obstructing the sidewalk or creating a public nuisance, they're fine."

"Though both the city and the state have public indecency laws, Zuzel said he did not believe the demonstration would violate them. Besides, he said, political events are given more leeway in the rules."

Uh-huh.

I hope this new campaign works out for them.

Frankly, I don't know how anyone that refuses to swallow meat once in a while can claim to be a good lover.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kitty said...

I could comment in sooooooooooo many ways ... but, ...

I think it is best left unsaid - your last sentence says it all!

7:00 PM  
Blogger Victoria said...

hehehehehehe

10:07 PM  

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